(Radical Islam = pro pedophilia) Al-Qaeda welcomes Michael Jackson’s conversion to Islam
Initial reports are already filtering through that Al-Qaeda has warmly welcomed Michael Jackson into their faith ‘as they would any sincere new adherent’ and are confident that this high profile conversion will prove to be the turning point whereby millions of young Americans, already disillusioned by the economic crisis that is sapping Americas confidence will turn to the Koran for inspiration. Sources close to Al Qaeda leadership are said to have have confirmed the open satisfaction of senior figures including Deputy Ayman Al-Zawahiri regarding the pop star’s conversion, according to some Pakistani news services. Jackson’s contoversial past should not preclude him from sincere practice of Islam or acceptance by fellow Muslims as ‘the ability to repent is a key belief’ one source commented.
It is claimed that the Al Qaeda leadership were already most surprised by the fact that Americans were prepared to vote in as President a candidate with some recent Muslim heritage, even if the President-elect is a practising Christian. This did not of this stop Ayman Al-Zawahiri referring to Obama as a ‘house negro’ recently, although Malcolm X was lavishly praised during the same speech he made the rather controversial comment in. Now with this latest celebrity conversion Al-Qaeda are hopeful that the west is finally moving religiously towards Mecca.
Generally, intelligence sources agree that Al Qaeda is very interested in attracting disaffected African-Americans into the fold and the recent criticisms of Obama were very much in line with this aim. Obama is unlikely to solve all the problems that exist within Africa-American communities and might not be seen as acting sufficiently in the interests of fellow Black Americans by some. Most observers agree that Jackson’s conversion amidst his financial troubles is something that Al Qaeda would welcome. Interestingly Jackson is off to London today to dispute a large debt supposedly owed by him to a Bahrani prince. Perhaps his new found faith will soften the heart of his alleged creditor?
The Jawa Report: Finally: Michael Jackson Converts to Islam 21 Nov 2008
Finally: Michael Jackson Converts to Islam. Michael Jackson converts to Islam. The pedophilia jokes practically write themselves, don’t they? I’ll start: Yeah, but Aisha was a girl. Your turn in the comments. …
Question to racist Arab Al Zawahiri:
Does the “whitening” (by infidel doctors) of black faced Michael (Mikeel) Jackson “qualify” him to enter Muhammad’s “paradise”?
According to the literal Arabic translation of Sura 3:106, 107, on Judgment Day, only people with white faces will be saved. People with black faces will be damned.
Arabs are the chosen people of Allah; Allah resembles an Arab.–ibn Sa’d, vol.1, p.2.
Allah favours Arab racism—prophet is to be of Quraysh stock and of white complexion (ibn Sa’d, vol.1, p.95-96, Sahih Muslim, 20.4483.
The Quran and hadiths all say kill non muslims. Sura 8:12 says cut off the heads and Sura 9:1-30 says kill them.
Sura 8:60 says Jews and Christians are apes and pigs. Sura 3:106 says black faces are cursed. Let me know what they say then. Also tell them that Allah made women stupid.